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TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

1.                  Who succeeded JFK as president of the USA?.

2.                  What is the descendant of a Dutch colonist in South Africa?

3.                  What is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?

4.                  What is a trace of an animal or plant of a former geological age?

5.                  Who left the Spice Girls in May 1998?

6.                  In July 1865 Queensland first railway ran between which places?

7.                  Which part of the earth’s surface lies between the tropics of Cancer & Capricorn?

8.                  What is referred to as “black gold”?

9.                  How many of Shakespeare’s sonnets are there?

10.             What term describes ‘open air’ usually when referring to dining??

Answers

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RIDE REPORT

Caboolture to Montville Scenic / Dinner Ride – Sat 18^th Jan

I guess that everyone who sets out a ride has an idea of what experience he wants to present for the club members. In my case, I’ve been riding through the Beerburrum/Glasshouse Mountains/Maleny Range area for years, mostly on dirt bikes, and wanted to show this area a little more up close and personal; rather than the scenic backdrop view you get when traveling up the main highway. But I was still surprised to find many new to me, old roads through this area, which in turn, enabled me to select an interesting route. I know many club members have been through this area for years also, but I think I was still able to show them some new sights, and views, which is what I wanted.

Unfortunately, the brilliant afternoon sunshine and soft twilight that I enjoyed when setting out the route, were absent on the afternoon of the ride. Scheduled for 5:00pm meeting at the BP North Burpengary, we found a group of approx 18 bikes and one trike ready for the 5:30 departure. In line with recommendations from our previous club meeting, I gave a short Ride Captains address, welcoming all along, addressing basic group ride safety issues, and a rough idea of the intended route. I particularly wanted to impress this was intended as a sightseeing experience, at a moderate pace, unlike some of the more frenetic highway experiences of late. Lead Rider and Tail End Charlie were appointed, and we were set to roll. We had quite a few new faces along, and not only on Wings either. Turbo’s mate Chris Walker was down from Toowoomba, new Wing owner Winston Jones (99 SE) came with Yola, and friends David and Sandi Connelly on a Harley. An old acquaintance Craig Brown (94 Aspy) was along, and even Doug & Dee on their new Marauder came for a cruise.

Good to see Steve and Liz Major along, also Noel and Kay Perren from Caboolture with more friends – even big Terry made it over from the island with Fiona in tow – the more, the merrier!

Leaving the BP, the short run up the Highway to the Caboolture turnoff gave everyone a chance to settle in, and then we turned north out of Caboolture following the Old Gympie Road. It eventually detours onto Smith Road, and back onto Beerburrum Road - the old Highway North. I remember spending many hours parked on this road, trying to get back to Brisbane from the Sunshine Coast on Sunday afternoons … thank God for the new highway!! At Beerburrum itself, we turned west again on the Woodford Road, then eventually picked up the Old Gympie road again, heading north. This road takes us thru the heart of the Glass House Mountains National Park – a well kept secret, so close to Brisbane! Mention over the CB’s of a short 5km stretch of gravel road along bought a momentary silence, followed by many loud comments – some of them very rude! As it was eventually determined to be a hoax, we continued on enjoying some of the impressive Glasshouse peaks at close proximity. Finally, nearing Beerwah, we turn west again on the Kilcoy-Beerwah Road towards Peachester – this road has a section with corners to delight the heart of any motorcyclist  … I always have a big grin on my face after going up or down (sometimes both!) this section.

Past Peachester, we turn onto the Maleny-Stanley River road, which climbs the range and loops around into the southern side of Maleny. We took a small detour along Mountain View Road here, stopping at a scenic outlook from where we could see south across the Glass House Mountains, which we had just ridden through. Even though the cloud cover made it dark enough to need lights from this point on, it is still spectacular. The cool changes as we were coming up the range, also meant quite a few of us were rummaging in the saddlebags for jackets and sweaters. After some photo ops, and a leg stretch, we were away again, past King Ludwig’s Restaurant (site of a previous Goldwing club Xmas debauchery) and onto the Maleny-Montville road. This has to be one of the most spectacular roads in Australia, and with its great loops, climbs and dives, reminding me of a giant roller coaster. The incredible views of the Sunshine Coast were muted by the encroaching darkness, and the smoke from a small bushfire down on the coastal flats rose in a flattened plume towards the Blackall Range. The lights of the coastal towns sparkled into life as we continued towards our destination at Montville.  

Finally, at 7.00pm, here we are – the Penefathings Inn (spelling correct!) restaurant, where after a little confusion in the graveled, sloping parking lot; we were met by mine host, Riy Fathers, who shouted the group a welcoming round of drinks. The restaurant is well situated on the edge of the Blackall range, with sweeping views of the Sunshine Coast. The usual rush for the chow line eventuated, and a good choice of very reasonably priced meals were available. Soon we were tucking in to an excellent meal, with the usual camaraderie found amongst feasting GoldWingers world wide. Riy was very interested in the Wings, as he had previous experience with the Wing Club down south. He mentioned that they do a big breakfast for the bikers also - sounds like a great idea for future reference.

One of the namy stained glass frames	Feasting Goldwingers
Winston and Yola	Smile!

After everyone was finished, and relaxed, conversation turned to dessert! It was eventually decided that an ice cream at Caloundra would be just the thing. So, a little after 9.00, we remounted our trusty steeds and motored off into the night, traveling north past the Mapleton hotel. From there, the descent down the range into Nambour is another exhilarating piece of road, especially for motorcycles. I gained the impression that there were a few ‘handbrakes’ firmly applied on the downhill curves, to prevent excessive exuberance!! Some comments from the tail end riders indicated the train of lights following these curves down, made for a spectacular sight! Safely down into Nambour, and back onto the Bruce Highway and taking the Mooloolaba Road across to the Sunshine Motorway, then south thru to Caloundra. Looking for the car park near the ice cream shop was interesting, with some of the bikes opting to park on the footpath across the road. Fortunately, the Police when they passed shortly afterwards seemed to pay little attention. A parade of Corvettes cruising past added a little more entertainment for the spectators.

Ice creams (and grass juice – yuck!) safely disposed of; the last leg home was back onto the Bruce Hwy, and planned for a coffee stop at the BP Burpengary south. A little concern was caused when the borrowed BMW with Lionel and Mary aboard starting slowing on the highway. A quick stop at Moby Vic’s determined the problem was only low fuel, and as the lead bikes had already passed that point, we eventually met up at the BP as planned. After a coffee, we all broke into smaller groups, heading for our home destinations – we arrived home just after 12.00, a little tired, but having thoroughly enjoyed our evening – I hope that everyone enjoyed theirs also.

Of course, this should have been easy for everyone to do - with a White Wing leading, to add some real class to the group for a change ….. (big grin)

             John (HJ)

(Please Note: The opinions expressed in this magazine (especially that last paragraph) are not necessarily those of the Editor, who rides a Red ‘Wing) (louder grin)

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YOUR STARS – HONESTLY!

Ever noticed how all the horoscopes in the papers and magazines are always so Nice?

Surely everyone can’t be that good.  So here’s what people are really like.  What’s your star sign?

AQUARIUS -- (January 20 -- February 18)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you a jerk

PISCES -- (February 19 -- March 20)

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the C.I.A. or A.S.I.O. You have a minor influence over your good friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and you are a coward. Pisces people love small farm animals... literally, and pick their noses.

ARIES -- (March 21 -- April 19)

You are a pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS -- (April 20 -- May 20)

You are practical. and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI -- (May 21 -- June 20)

You are quick, intelligent and a thinker.  People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect much too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER -- (June 21 -- July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems.  They think you are a sucker.  You are always putting things off.  This is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a penny.

LEO -- (July 23 --  August 22)

You consider yourself a born leader but others think you are pushy.. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO -- (August 23 -- September 22)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and quite often fall asleep while bonking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA -- (September 23 -- October 22)

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chance of employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Librans die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO -- (October 23 -- November 22)

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS -- (November 22 -- December 21)

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.  The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh because you are always getting screwed

CAPRICORN -- (December 22 -- January 19)

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.  You are basically “Chicken Shit” There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

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Australian Wing Riders Association (Qld) Incorporated

Ride / Social Calendar

SOCIAL COORDINATORS – Chris & Sheryl Pusey - Ph. 38073581

**RIDE ORGANISERS: Please check the details of your ride and let me know of any changes

IMPORTANT: EVEN IF YOU HAVN’T FINALISED THE DETAILS OF YOUR RIDE, JUST SUPPLY THE START LOCATION & TIME, THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE RIDE, AND THE MEAL ARRANGEMENTS.

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

It is the personal responsibility of each motorcyclist to be responsible for at least the following:

Ø       The roadworthiness of their vehicle, (including trailer)

Ø       That they are in a fit condition to control the vehicle, (including trailer)

Ø       That they obey the traffic rules and ride in a safe manner

Ø       That they ride in a considerate manner that does not endanger, or unnecessarily inconvenience other road users

Ø       To be correctly attired for safe motorcycling

**HINT

Why do we ride? Because we love it.
Why do we ride Gold Wings? Because we can, (and they’re the best).
Does it matter where we ride? Not really, (as long as it is not gravel).
Is the destination important? Yes, but not as important as the ride.
Does it matter who we ride with? Not if everyone respects each other and they like to ride as much as we do.
Does it matter what they ride? No, as long as they can keep up.
Does it matter how we ride? Yes, see “PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY”, (above), and read Bevan’s comments in last month’s newsletter.
It’s a simple equation isn’t it? Let’s keep it simple and keep doing it.

Safe riding.

Bill Carter,

Ride Co-ordinator, Tel. 3349 3419

Email: Bill_Mary@auswingriders.com