WING NOTES
Newsletter of the
November
2002
Australian Wing Riders Association (Qld) Inc.
P O Box 652, Ipswich
Queensland 4305
Meetings normally held 1st Monday of every month.
Next meeting:
1st December 2002
at
Coolum,
directly after the Christmas Party
Wing Notes
November
2002
OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE AUSTRALIAN WING RIDERS ASSOCIATION (QLD) INC.
EDITOR:.............Clint
Lovell
Phone/Fax:
(07) 3398 3437
E-Mail:
clint@lovell.com.au
WING NOTES
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members.
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The Editor’s View
Hi All
Just a short View
this month. A couple of good stories and lots of preparations for Christmas.
Next meeting – to be held straight after the Christmas Party – we’ll be
needing to organise a new meeting place. Put on your thinking caps for
something central in Brisbane that has available meals and drinks and, above
all, is free. Better write the details down as we may be a bit seedy at the
meeting.
Contributions can be emailed to
info@auswingriders.com
or posted to 47 Breslin St,
Carina, Qld 4152. Photos and
slides can be scanned and returned.
Clint
From
the Secretary’s Desk
Sort of get out of practice
writing reports after so long away. Nevertheless I survived the ‘confidence
course’ of my grandchildren in Townsville and escaped with most of my hair
intact. Unfortunately this meant I had to miss some recent rides which was a
bit hard to take. Judging from the reports they were interesting and
enjoyable. And with more members joining the club, future rides can only be
more enjoyable as these people bring new ideas in.
Xmas at Coolum should be a blast and will give us an opportunity
to catch up with our ‘northern’ friends.
Brent
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From the President
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Tennant Creek is in
which state or territory?
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Naturalist Charles
Darwin was Canadian, True or false?
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Bombay (Mumbai) is
beside which sea?
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Ray Romano is the
star of which show?
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David Gower excelled
in what sport?
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A ‘nipa’ is what sort
of plant?
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Liam Cosgrove was a
former Prime Minister of which country?
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In the TV series “Get
Smart” what role does Barbara Feldon play?
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Which tool with a
corkscrew-shape bit makes holes in wood?
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What is the date of the first landing on the moon?
Answers
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Ride
Report
Fish N Chips
Well, we didn’t have a bike, ours was in getting a few new plastic bits glued
back on, but that didn’t stop us from going for fish and chips.
We
squeezed into the car and made our way to Wynnum and the Pelican’s Rest and
met up with eight others on three bikes and another car!! Chris and Cheryl
had sold their beautiful blue wing and were awaiting the arrival of the new
wheels.
We lined up and
placed our orders just in time, before a big influx of customers, and shortly
after were tucking into big plates of seafood and spud. Yum!
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Tucking in to the fish and chips |
Naturally, this
was a night ride, so with full tummies it was time to ride some of it off. We
all decided on Mt Cootha for ice creams and coffee so off we went.
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We
fell in behind and enjoyed watching the lights of the bikes as we made our
round about way to the mountain.
At
first it felt like going to Charleen’s work as we made our way across the
Storey Bridge, then as we angled toward Spring Hill, it was like going to
Bevan’s work. Then we headed out towards Ashgrove just like going to Thommo’s
work. Luckily we didn’t go to anyone’s work, but eventually made our way up
the mountain to the car park.
Then it was out to have a look at the beautiful view of the city lights. It’s
one we tend to take for granted and a few of us hadn’t been up here at night
for several years. It was a bit cool, so it was decided to have coffee
inside.
It
was a good night – good food with good people on a good ride. Who could ask
for more? (A bike?)
Clint and
Charleen
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RIDE REPORT
NIGHT RIDE TO MOOLOOLABA – Saturday 19th
October
What a great night. The
ride was put together in a hurry with virtually no planning. One of those TBAs
that had the TB but not the A.
Having said that, the
members present at the immediately preceding club meeting decided that a night
ride would be the order of the day / night?
The Black Dog
Restaurant at Mooloolaba was chosen because of the great meal we had there
earlier in the year.
This is a very popular restaurant, so we made a tentative booking for 20. They
wanted definite numbers by Saturday morning so between Bevan and myself we did
a ring around, and confirmed 15 attendees.
We set the meeting
place for the southsiders at the Gateway Bridge to depart at 6pm, (5.45 for
the Bradfords). We had four bikes meet there and at 6pm we set off for the
second meeting place which was to be the Caboolture BP. After sitting all in a
row at the Gateway Bridge for several minutes with our engines running trying
to work out who would lead, I decided to lead off. I probably did not win the
debate, but neither Mary nor I could hear the conversation, (no CB radio), so
we just took off and the rest followed. It was great to see a new Phantom
Silver Wing join us which made three at this point.
Not everyone knows the
location of the Gateway Bridge or the Caboolture BP so we picked up one good
looking couple near the airport turnoff, and another handsome pair in the bush
at Boondall, and the six of us made our way to Caboolture.
On our arrival at
Caboolture we were greeted by two more Phantom Silver Wings, and a red one
which made nine bikes and 17 people. The greys finally outnumbered the red
bikes and proved that the grey ones are best. We had some new people along as
well and the way that they fitted in with our group just proves that we aren’t
the only ones out there that are a couple of drops short of a keg. They were
great company and I hope they return for more of the same.
What a great sight it was looking in the mirrors and seeing nine ‘Wings on a
night ride. Actually I could only see eight because I couldn’t see mine in my
mirrors unless I just stood on one peg, and Mary complains when I do that. The
weather was perfect with a balmy 120 kilometre per hour breeze wafting over
the windscreen. It was an exhilarating, if uneventful ride and we arrived at
our parking spot at Mooloolaba at a bit after 7pm. This is definitely the
weather for night rides.
We all enjoyed a
fabulous meal at the restaurant, with a couple of the waiters asking why Brent
was not there. They were heartbroken which shows what a hit he was with the
wait staff last time.
With the meal over, we
decided that an ice cream would be in store, and headed off to Noosa to find
an ice cream parlour, (as you do). It was an excellent ride up the David Lowe
Highway, and even at night those bends are fun on a bike. I guess they don’t
get to see nine ‘Wings at once too many times in Noosa, and it caused some
interest with the Nouveau Riche. It got to be a bit of a frenzy, and John
mistook two mature ladies that were chatting him up for potential buyers and
wasted a good sales pitch on them. Anne knew exactly what they wanted and
saved the day.
The ice cream was good
but the price set our goal of a new bike back a few months. That devoured, we
set off for BP Caboolture South via Noosaville, Tewantin and Eumundi. With
yours truly in the lead we charged off into the night full of food and good
cheer.
The absolute high point
of the night for me was when we were traveling behind Tewantin, with me in the
lead without a clue where I was, and there emerging out of the darkness was
something I recognised. I didn’t know where it was, but I immediately knew
then that if we were to be lost, it would be in familiar surroundings. With
new confidence I twisted the throttle a little more so the group behind would
maintain their confidence in my leadership and navigational ability.
We moped on at such a
leisurely pace that a few of the ladies nodded off and some had to have their
belts passed through the hand grips, and one innovative person velcroed their
shoes to the foot boards to stop from falling off. It was so casual that even
Ray nodded off for a bit, and he was sitting in the riding position. When he
woke up we were a fair way in front, and he had to do 140 to catch up. That
will teach him to pay attention.
On arrival at
Caboolture BP we discovered one of our troop was missing. They had stopped at
the Moby Vic’s Mobil for fuel, and showed up a bit later. It was really
educational actually, because when they caught up to us at the BP, they were
so excited that they overshot the service station. It was inspirational to see
a new world record being set for a Goldwing in reverse. Well Done.
With a gallon of coffee
inside us, and matchsticks under our eyelids we headed off for home. Mary & I
covered a tad under 300ks for the night and had a great time. Can’t wait for
the next ride. Don’t miss out.
Bill & Mary Carter
New
location - 1 Jalomy St.
Boondall Qld
4034
Please ring for an appointment
As this is a private residence - NO cold calls at premises please.
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Answers to this month’s Quiz
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Northern Territory |
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False, English |
| 3 |
Arabian Sea |
| 4 |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
| 5 |
Cricket |
| 6 |
A type of asian palm |
| 7 |
Ireland |
| 8 |
99 |
| 9 |
Auger |
| 10 |
20 July 1969 |
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What is the difference between a Gold
Wing and a logging truck?
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About 40 Kilos and a stuffed animal.
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Logging trucks don’t throw sparks when
they go around corners.
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Logging trucks need all their lights.
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Logging trucks will usually pull over to
let you pass.
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Logging trucks must stop at weigh
stations.
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Logging trucks don’t all look alike.
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Logging trucks are not as wide.
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Nobody ever built a three wheel logging
truck.
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You can’t get a 150 Kilo woman on a
logging truck.
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THE PRESENT
"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five
balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will
bounce back. But the other four balls - family, health, friends and spirit
are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably
scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the
same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life." How?
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because
we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what
other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take
for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your
life, for without them, life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through
your fingers by living in the past or for the future.
By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL
the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to
admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us
to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances
that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the
fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep
love is to give it wings. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not
only where you've been, but also where you are going. Don't forget that a
person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. Don't be afraid to
learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. Life is not a
race, but a journey to be savoured each step of the way. Yesterday is
History, Tomorrow is a Mystery and Today is a gift. That's why we call it The
Present.
Subject: Healthy Eating
Q: I've
heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A:
Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them
on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will
not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your
car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q:
Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A:
You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork
chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.
Q: Is
beer or wine bad for me?
A:
Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all
know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal,
mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and
they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing,
right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.
Q: How
can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A:
Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If
you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What
are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A:
Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - Good.
Q:
Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A:
You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact,
they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q:
What's the secret to healthy eating?
A:
Thicker gravy.
Q:
Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A:
Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only
be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is
chocolate bad for me?
A:
Are you crazy? Cocoa beans... Another vegetable. It's the best feel good food
around!
I hope this
has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
Australian Wing Riders Association (Qld) Incorporated
Ride / Social Calendar
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Date |
Destination |
Ride / Social Event Details
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Coordinator/s
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November Ride
17th November |
STANTHORPE |
Meet at Shell Gailes Roadhouse at
8.30am for a 9am departure. Bring smoko and buy lunch |
