Wing Notes

 

Newsletter of the

 

 

 

May 2008

 

F – Troop comes visiting

What’s Inside?

 

 

The Editor Writes

The President Speaks

The Secretary’s Desk

F – Troop comes visiting

You know you're Australian

Rudd’s Pub Ride

Riding Suzuka

Queensland Ride Calendar

 

 

 

 

www.auswingriders.com

Australian Wing Riders Association (Qld) Inc

PO Box 719, Ashgrove    Qld     4060

 

Wing Notes

OFFICIAL MAGAZINE OF THE AUSTRALIAN WING RIDERS ASSOCIATION QLD INCORPORATED

 

 

EDITOR:.............Bevan Bradford

Phone:  07 3822 3512

Mobile 0408 714 000

E-Mail:     mail @ auswingriders.com

 

Wing Notes is produced with the object of keeping members informed about matters of interest to AWRA members.  A electronic copy of each issue is available to every financial member of the AWRA.  Copies are also distributed to selected motorcycle dealers in the greater Brisbane area

Submissions for inclusion in Wing Notes should be with the Editor no later than the Friday following the monthly meeting, i.e.: Friday after the 1st Monday of the month.

DISCLAIMER:  Although Wing Notes will endeavour to reproduce submissions in their original form it reserves the right to edit submissions as it sees fit.  Views expressed in contributed articles in Wing Notes are not necessarily those of the AWRA or the Editor.  Wing Notes is produced with care, in good faith and from sources believed to be accurate at the time of writing.

 

 

Management Committee:

Meetings:

President

Bill Carter (07) 5564 8996

E-mail: carterbm @ bigpond.net.au

Secretary

Val Thomas (07) 3848 0498

E-mail: secretary @ auswingriders.com

Meetings are held on the

1st Monday of every month

 

Vice President

Rob (Bear) Harriss 0409 052 218

E-mail: RHMRS @ iinet.com.au

 

Treasurer

Geoff Mead  (07) 5529 5034

E-mail: meady @ auswingriders.com

Next meeting:          2nd June 2008

7:30 pm

New Farm Bowls Club, 969 Brunswick Street, New Farm, Brisbane

 

 

F – Troop comes visiting

Upcoming activities:

Our web-site is working again in gaining us friends overseas.

Len Weinberg, from Jackson, New Jersey, first contacted me about three months ago regarding a planned trip to Australia.  This trip took him to Sydney, Perth and this week to Brisbane before flying home.

Len rides a 2005 Silver 1800 and is a member of the GWRRA F Troop, and yes, he tells me the theme music from the TV show is also their theme music

After meeting him for a beer and the presentation of their pennant during the week, we managed to get some fine hours on Sunday and with him as a pillion on a Goldwing for the first time, Thommo, Val and I took him for a 200 odd kilometre tour involving Beaudesert, Tamborine, Eagle Heights, Oxenford and back to Brisbane.  A couple of rain showers later we had him back safe and sound having enjoyed our club’s hospitality.  It was unfortunate that the weather meant short notice of the ride and Len was disappointed he could not make one of our meetings as he would have liked to meet more members.

Anyway, another new friend and if you are ever in New Jersey, USA, then you are welcome to call in and have the hospitality returned.

Bevan

 

2nd June                 Monthly meeting

 

6th June                  Submit article for Wing Notes

 

10th – 14th June      Visit by the Japanese GoldWing Club

 

15th June                Mystery Ride

 

21st June                 Chinese dinner at Ipswich

HAPPINESS IS A JOURNEY NOT A DESTINATION.

For a long time it seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid.  At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. This perspective has helped me see there is no way to happiness.  Happiness is the way. So treasure every moment that you have and remember that time waits for no-one!

The Editor Writes…..

The President Speaks….

The Secretary’s Desk….

Gidday all,

Well, our AGM is over for another year.  We ended up only having one change to the committee with Phil Merlo joining us as Ride Coordinator.  Welcome Phil.

I know I signed on again for another year and to celebrate, sort of, once again I have to produce a late magazine with very little content.  That means that again we just have a short magazine this month.  I have again been overwhelmed by the lack of contributions and when you add to that the fact that we didn’t have a meeting this month therefore no minutes and the Victorian’s Ride Calendar has run out, that doesn’t leave a lot of items for members to read.

Are you too busy to share your riding enjoyment with others?  Apparently you are not the only one and it appears no-one went to our AGM, or at least no-one enjoyed it enough to write a story.  With a large percentage of members away at the Ulysses AGM over the May/June weekend, I can only hope we get some contributions for the June magazine.

The run out of the last of the 2007 1800s has seen at least 2 members buy themselves one.  Congratulations, I hope you don’t pack as much stuff as I seem to ‘cause it does fit like in a 1500.

Hope you find something in the magazine that you enjoy.

Ride safe and don’t become a statistic.

 

Bevan

Hi all,

I sit here at 4.30am on Saturday morning writing some amendments to my Presidents Report for May 2008. My previous report did not take into account that unfortunately the May meeting had to be cancelled due to the unforeseen circumstances that resulted in the possibility of having anyone in attendance was extremely unlikely.

Let me apologise for my absence at the May meeting due to work commitments, and because of our trip, I will be absent for the June one as well. I am sure that Bear will do a great job in my absence.

Mary & I are about to leave for a three week tour of northern and outback QLD. We have the bike and trailer packed and as soon as we have our cuppa (and I finish this report), we will be off.

When we toured Victoria and NSW a few years ago we only took what we could fit in the bike. When we toured Tasmania a couple of years ago we added a 60 litre bag mounted on a rack on the tow bar. When we went to Coffs Harbour last year we took our trailer. This year I have added a rack to the trailer with a 150 litre pod on top. By the time we go to Western Australia in 2010 we will be towing a trailer behind the trailer and have racks on our helmets. You always fill the available space.

I would like to thank all of those people that put their hand up for Committee positions, and welcome Phil Merlo as the new Ride Coordinator. The election for the Vice President was a nail biter with great candidates, and I would like to congratulate Bear in winning that election. It was a tough call as all of those candidates are great for the club, and I hope they nominate for the Committee next year. Congratulations to all on the new Committee.

With only two suggestions for the Christmas party and one of those considered too far away for this event, (would make a great weekend ride though), I have made a booking for the Bribie Island Waterways Motel, (same as last year), for the 6th December. Each person will have to confirm their own accommodation by 15th November and contact details will be on our website.

Finally, with the club growing and people joining that don’t live in the immediate vicinity of SE QLD, there comes the issue of how do we provide benefit to all members in the club? We don’t have bulk money to spend, but our accounts are reasonably healthy, so this year I would like all members to think about the direction of our club, and what you would like to get out of it. Send your comments to the Secretary, and we can look at them for our future.

Keep it up

 

Bill Carter

Hello everyone,

 

Welcome everyone to another exciting year and I am pleased to confirm that I have accepted to stay as your Secretary for the following year. 

 

Wow – what a great Annual General Meeting we had, it is such fun to get together, and it was especially more so to have our Victorian members with us.  It was a thoroughly relaxed and good fun week-end, no doubt we will get our stories in the magazine for everyone to enjoy.  Our mutual love of riding our wings is very special, and organising our monthly rides is the ultimate goal for us all.  Simply, we will ride – short or long – and we can have a picnic in a park/ or members backyard! 

 

At the moment we are finalising our Christmas Party – what a thought.  Meanwhile Thommo and I are still excited about our newest member to our ever growing family.  Our younger daughter and husband have given us our 3rd grandson Fergus William McPherson (Thommo groaned at the extra Christmas presents)!

 

Looking forward to our next club ride, so safe riding.

 

See you soon, and safe riding.

 

Valerie

You know you're Australian if

  • You know the meaning of the word "girt".
  • You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
  • You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
  • You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
  • You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
  • You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.
  • When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
  • You understand that the phrase" a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
  • You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
  • You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff'.
  • You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.
  • You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."
  • You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
  • You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard".
  • You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
  • You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
  • You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $ I coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
  • You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
  • You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "'Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
  • You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread.
  • You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
  • Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.
  • You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song “Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.”
  • You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
  • You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".
  • You wear ugh boots outside the house.
  • You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.
  • You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
  • Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
  • You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.
  • You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
  • You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".
  • You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".
  • Your biggest family argument over the summer was the rules for beach cricket.
  • You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies"
  • You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".
  • When retuning home from overseas you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs- just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
  • You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.
  • You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
  • When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low alcohol beer.
  • You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.
  • You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants

Happy 69th

To commemorate her 69th birthday, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favourite Things' from the legendary movie 'The Sound Of Music.'  Here are the actual lyrics she used:

 

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillac's and cataracts and hearing aids and-glasses

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth and glasses,

Pacemakers golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favourite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and com pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring

These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains and no need for sinning,

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning,

And we won't mention our short, shrunken frames,

When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.

She received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous'"

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream.  It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the other kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...Couldn't walk for a year.”

RUDD’S PUB RIDE

Sunday 18th May 08

8.30am Meet at Blacksoil : Already there were Helen & Neville, Bob & Kerry,   Phil & Vicky, Jenny & Durey (from the Gold Coast) on their first ride with our group on their Black and Silver “89 1500.

As we entered one entrance to B.P. Blacksoil Wayne (minus Lizzy) and Bevan (minus Therese) entered via the other entry. Bevan’s friend Trevor on a Honda VTX-1800 was along for the ride as far as Toowoomba and we were glad to have him along for the run. Leaving shortly after nine on a nice but quite windy morning we travelled via Ferndale, Wivenhoe

on The Brisbane Valley Highway to Esk then turning left via the beaut Esk to Hampton Rd., somewhat spoilt by the aftermath of the previous evening’s storm & gale force winds littering the road with leaves and twigs which required continual evasive action to avoid damage from them and also the bike in front throwing them back at you.

About 10km short of Hampton we turned right and the debris become worse – but we soldiered on past Cressbrook Dam onto our morning tea stop at Lake Perseverance. The wind was really strong and cool, the temp. about 12º, but all enjoyed morning tea and as usual Morag had been baking with a Choc/cherry slice and a Strawberry/almond and white choc. slice.  Didn’t hear any complaints so it must have been O.K

Had progressed on time so with a bit of spare time up our sleeves rode on to Crows Nest to Steven Salt’s Antique Extravaganza shops and spent 20min. rummaging through all the ancient wares.

From Crows Nest – rode through Hampton where they were holding a food & arts festival, and there were just so many people and cars there that it was very slow wading through it all, finally reaching the Shell servo at Highfields and Bob and Kerry informed us that they had been hit by a falling branch off a tree and it had scratched their front mudguard and blinker, hopefully it will polish out.

After fuelling up, on to Toowoomba with a cold blustery side wind doing its best to chill us all, we ran the gauntlet of Toowoomba’s traffic lights and down the New England Highway to the turnoff to Nobby, and on to lunch at Rudd’s Pub.

The pub is a quaint old relic and a much loved destination for cycle groups.  The service and food as usual were excellent and the fire, much appreciated by many.

No raffle tickets were available, but the publican gave Morag a book and bought $5 worth himself. Prizes were won by Jenny, our first time rider & Kerry.

The uncanny part about the raffle was the publican had the first draw and drew out one of Jenny’s tickets so as she had won the first draw got to pick out the 2nd draw and drew her own number for the second time.  So in the spirit of fairness she asked Kerry to draw instead and lo & behold Kerry drew out her own name to take the 2nd draw.  Just as a fun draw Phil  said “ I wonder if I can draw out my own number?” and then proceeded to do just that!

After a relaxing 1 hour lunch, Phil& Vicky, Durey & Jenny decided to return to the Coast via Cunningham’s Gap, while the rest of us ventured on via Clifton and back to the New England Highway – turned north then travelled back down the scenic route to Gatton via Ma Ma Creek – always a good ride.

We stopped at Apex Park in Gatton and had afternoon tea and met up with Trevor again on his return trip from Toowoomba.  At this time we said our goodbyes and Morag & I turned off to return via Forest Hill / Laidley / Rosewood while the others took the highway from Gatton homeward bound.

I believe all enjoyed the ride and Morag & I were quite happy to plan and lead it.

Kevin & Morag

Personal Reminder Kit:

Rubber Band:  To remind you to stretch your ideas and your mind to new limits so you will continue to grow and reach your potential.

Tissue:              To remind you to see the tears and the needs of everyone, including those of yourself.

Life Saver:       To remind you to think of your friends as 'life savers'. Care about each other through the stressful times that occur in life.

Eraser:             To remind you that nobody is perfect, that we all make mistakes, and with an eraser they can be erased, just as our human mistakes can be overcome.

Toothpick:        To remind you to "pick out" the good qualities in others and yourself and to be tolerant and accepting of the differences of others.

Paper clip:       To remind you how important it is to *keep it all together".

Compass:        To remind you explore the resources and programs available to you in the community.

String:               To remind you.

Mirror:               To remind you to take care of yourself as well as others

Finally - Proof

Light, scientists tell us, is an electromagnetic wave.  But it also has some properties of solid particles.  This is how we can produce energy with a photoelectric cell.  The light particle as it hits the accumulator kicks off an electron which results in the flow of electricity.  Neat huh?  But what has this to do with GoldWings you ask.  Bear with me.

Light has different wavelengths which gives it different colours.  The length of the wave depends on the amount of energy in the light. Visible light ranges from red (low energy and long wavelength) to blue (high energy and short wavelength).

We see our GoldWings’ beautiful paint colours when white light falls on them and the properties of the pigment reflects all the light particles it does not absorb, into our eyes.  So a white GoldWing reflects all light and takes on no energy.  A black bike would absorb all the light, low and high energy and act neutral – except it heats up.

Now to the more interesting colours from red to blue.  I’ll leave out all the in between colours; yellow, green, beige, undercoat etc as these all absorb percentages one way or the other depending where they fall in the spectrum between red and blue.

So, you might have worked out from the above, that what we see as a blue bike means it has reflected all the blue light and absorbed the red.  And vice versa, what we see as a red bike has actually reflected all the red light and has absorbed the blue.  Also, as mentioned above, the blue light has a shorter wavelength as it has much higher energy.

So you can see it is a scientific fact that red GoldWings have more energy – and therefore go faster.

NANA’S IMPOSSIBLE PIE

½ CUP     PLAIN FLOUR

125G        SOFT BUTTER

2 CUPS    MILK

1CUP       CASTER SUGAR

2               GOOD TEASPOONS OF VANILLA

1 CUP      COCONUT

4               EGGS

Put all ingredients into a bowl and beat well with electric mixer until well mixed and pour into a flan dish, bake for 1hr at 175deg. The pie will cook with a base, a custard filling and a coconut topping.


Riding Suzuka

Recently, some of our members returned to Japan to take the opportunity of riding someone else’s Goldwing around the Suzuka race track.

From what I have heard, a good time was had by all.  Unfortunately, none of them took a camera or a writing instrument so these photos come to you compliments of the TOYAMA High Way Star Club.

On a similar subject, don’t forget the High Way Star Club visit here between June 10th and 14th.  Keep some riding days free to join Meady in showing them around.


AUSTRALIAN WING RIDERS ASSOCIATION (QLD) INCORPORATED

QUEENSLAND RIDE and SOCIAL CALENDAR

Date

Start Point

Destination

Ride / Social Event

Ride Leaders

23-25 May

Social

BP Staplyton

3.00 - 3.30pm

Coffs Harbour

Staying at Bob & Frans Motel in the heart of Coffs.

Anyone wishing to travel down Saturday may do so.

Meady

26 May  1 June

Ride

Your place

Townsville

Ulysses AGM

 

15 June

Ride

BP Nth – Caboolture